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Main Menu
1. Starters
  1. Foccacia (Pizza-style) 24cm
    R 49.00
    Mozzarella, Rosemary & Garlic | Blue Cheese & Tomato | Feta & Olive
  2. Chicken Liver Parfait
    R 55.00
    Clare’s silky, smooth chicken liver pâté recipe is our family Christmas favourite. Served with a freshly baked ciabatta.
  3. Oven-Baked Brie
    R 89.00
    Dalewood brie, flavoured with fresh rosemary & garlic, then baked in the pizza oven until melted. Served with a fresh crispy ciabatta, for dipping. Please allow 20 minutes
  4. Caesar Salad
    R 67.00
    Mixed leaves coated in Clare’s homemade caesar dressing (contains anchovies) topped with croutons, freshly-shaved Grana Padano & roasted prosciutto
  5. Tomato, Mozzarella & Basil Salad
    Bocconcini mozzarella, fresh basil & cherry tomatoes drizzled with basil pesto, olive oil & balsamic reduction. Served with freshly baked ciabattta bread.
    Price
    R 74.00
    Add Avocado (in season)
    R 12.00
  6. Greek Platter (VV)
    R 70.00
    Olives, hummus & dolmades. Served with freshly-baked ciabatta bread
  7. Italian Meat Platter
    R 85.00
    Italian prosciutto, salami rustico with paprika, olives & a mini caprese salad. Served with freshly-baked ciabatta bread
2. Salads
  Add a ciabatta bread, fresh from the oven
  R 12.00
  1. Mixed Salad Bowl (VV)
    Mixed leaves, shredded cabbage, carrot ribbons & courgette ribbons with Greek-style dressing
    Starter
    R 35.00
    Main
    R 52.00
  2. Greek Village Salad (V)
    Cucumber, tomatoes, red onions, feta cheese, olives & oregano in Greek-style dressing.
    Starter
    R 55.00
    Main
    R 79.00
  3. Tropical Salad
    Mixed salad bowl (as above) streaky bacon, fresh avocado (seasonal) & peppadews with balsamic dressing
    Starter
    R 61.00
    Main
    R 92.00
  4. Chatters Salad
    Mixed leaf topped with beef biltong, gorgonzola-style blue cheese, cherry tomatoes & red onions with balsamic dressing.
    Starter
    R 65.00
    Main
    R 98.00
  5. Caesar Salad
    Mixed leaf coated in Clare's homemade caesar dressing (contains anchovies), topped with croutons, freshly-grated Grana Padano & roasted prosciutto.
    Starter
    R 67.00
    Main
    R 100.00
3. Burgers
  Our 200g patties are fat & take a little longer to prepare….
  1. Burger
    R 89.00
    Homemade 200g beef pattie, served in a seeded bun with oven-roasted potato wedges
  2. Cheeseburger
    R 99.00
    Our 200g beef burger, as above, topped with cheddar cheese
  3. Chatters Burger
    R 112.00
    Our 200g beef burger, as above, topped with gorgonzola-style blue cheese & streaky bacon
4. Toasted Ciabattas
  Served with oven-roasted potato wedges & mini salad
  1. Mozzarella, Basil Pesto & Tomato
    R 82.00
  2. Mozzarella, Streaky Bacon & Avocado
    R 82.00
  3. Streaky Bacon, Brie & Peppadew
    R 99.00
5. Pizzas
  Two sizes available 24cm/30cm. Our chilli & garlic is the real deal, chopped fresh daily. For this
  reason we charge it as an extra at R8 each. We also keep a chilli oil & chilli flakes which are complimentary, should you prefer.
  1. Margherita (V)
    Mozzarella, crushed Italian tomatoes & oregano
    24cm
    R 46.00
    30cm
    R 69.00
  2. The Warner (V)
    Margherita pizza topped with fresh basil, chopped tomatoes & red onions
    24cm
    R 62.00
    30cm
    R 93.00
  3. Popeye (V)
    Margherita pizza topped with feta, spinach & freshly chopped garlic
    24cm
    R 64.00
    30cm
    R 96.00
  4. Hawaiian
    Margherita pizza topped with ham & pineapple
    24cm
    R 65.00
    30cm
    R 98.00
  5. Tangy Chicken
    Margherita pizza topped with honey mustard chicken & green peppers
    24cm
    R 65.00
    30cm
    R 98.00
  6. Dave’s Pizza
    Mozzarella, freshly chopped chilli, fresh basil, bacon & green peppers (NO tomato base!)
    24cm
    R 65.00
    30cm
    R 98.00
  7. Caribbean
    Margherita pizza topped with bacon & banana
    24cm
    R 65.00
    30cm
    R 98.00
  8. Regina
    Margherita pizza topped with ham & mushroom
    24cm
    R 65.00
    30cm
    R 98.00
  9. Napolitana
    Margherita pizza topped with imported Italian brown anchovies & black olives
    24cm
    R 69.00
    30cm
    R 104.00
  10. Vegetarian (V)
    Margherita pizza topped with spinach, black olives, chopped tomatoes & red onions
    24cm
    R 72.00
    30cm
    R 108.00
  11. Tropical
    Margherita pizza topped with bacon & fresh avocado (seasonal)
    24cm
    R 72.00
    30cm
    R 108.00
  12. Carel’s Favourite
    Margherita pizza topped with feta, spicy chicken & peppadews
    24cm
    R 80.00
    30cm
    R 120.00
  13. R.S.D.
    Margherita pizza topped with salami, pineapple & freshly chopped garlic
    24cm
    R 82.00
    30cm
    R 123.00
  14. 4 Cheeses (V)
    Margherita pizza topped with feta, gorgonzola style blue cheese & cheddar
    24cm
    R 82.00
    30cm
    R 123.00
  15. Chatters Club
    Margherita pizza topped with bacon, chopped tomatoes, fresh avocado (seasonal) & freshly chopped garlic
    24cm
    R 82.00
    30cm
    R 123.00
  16. Mexican
    Margherita pizza topped with beef mince, green peppers, red onions, chopped tomatoes &
    freshly chopped chilli
    24cm
    R 86.00
    30cm
    R 129.00
  17. Jenny’s Special (V)
    Olive oil, chopped tomatoes, brie, rocket, red onions & oregano (NO tomato base!)
    24cm
    R 86.00
    30cm
    R 129.00
  18. Mighty Meaty
    Margherita pizza topped with ham, chicken & salami
    24cm
    R 86.00
    30cm
    R 129.00
  19. SMOG
    Margherita pizza topped with salami, mushroom, red onions & green peppers
    24cm
    R 86.00
    30cm
    R 129.00
  20. 4 Stagioni
    Margherita pizza topped with ham, mushroom, artichokes & black olives
    24cm
    R 96.00
    30cm
    R 144.00
  21. Bruno’s Pizza (V)
    Margherita pizza topped with pineapple, banana, spinach, peppadews & fresh avocado (seasonal)
    24cm
    R 96.00
    30cm
    R 144.00
  22. The Alexander
    Margherita pizza topped with spicy chicken, freshly chopped chilli, peppadews, rocket
    & fresh avocado (seasonal)
    24cm
    R 96.00
    30cm
    R 144.00
  23. La Jacqueline
    Brie, streaky bacon & preserved figs (NO tomato base!)
    24cm
    R 96.00
    30cm
    R 144.00
  24. Rustica
    Margherita pizza topped with goats’ cheese, sundried tomato pesto & streaky bacon
    24cm
    R 99.00
    30cm
    R 149.00
  25. Al Fresco
    Mozzarella, fresh chopped tomatoes, rocket, imported Italian prosciutto & freshly grated Grana Padano (NO tomato base!)
    24cm
    R 110.00
    30cm
    R 165.00
  26. Eddie’s Seafood Pizza
    Margherita pizza topped with prawn meat, calamari, mussel meat & freshly chopped garlic
    24cm
    R 116.00
    30cm
    R 174.00
  27. Michelico
    Margherita pizza topped with gorgonzola-style blue cheese, salami, red onions, rocket & fresh avocado (seasonal)
    24cm
    R 116.00
    30cm
    R 174.00
  28. Capri
    Margherita pizza topped with imported white anchovies, black olives & capers
    24cm
    R 116.00
    30cm
    R 175.00
  29. Ultimato
    Mozzarella, mushroom, capers, artichokes & imported Italian prosciutto (NO tomato base!)
    24cm
    R 116.00
    30cm
    R 174.00
  30. Laimi
    Margherita pizza topped with beef biltong, mushroom, red onions & fresh avocado (seasonal)
    24cm
    R 120.00
    30cm
    R 180.00
  31. All our Pizzas are also available with Gluten-Free Base
    Add
    R 20.00
6. Create Your Own Pizza
  Start with a Margherita Base (24cm/30cm)
  1. Normal Pizza Base
    Topped with tomato, mozzarella & oregano
    24cm
    R 46.00
    30cm
    R 69.00
  2. Gluten Free Pizza Base
    Topped with tomato, mozzarella & oregano
    24cm
    R 66.00
    30cm
    R 89.00
  3. Group 1
    Freshly Chopped Chilli, Freshly Chopped Garlic, Fresh Rosemary, Fresh Basil, Red Onions
    24cm - Per Topping
    R 5.00
    30cm - Per Topping
    R 8.00
  4. Group 2
    Spinach, Green Peppers, Capers, Freshly Chopped Tomatoes, Banana
    24cm - Per Topping
    R 10.00
    30cm - Per Topping
    R 15.00
  5. Group 3
    Cheddar, Freshly Grated Grana Padano, Ham, Feta, Calamari, Mussel Meat, Chicken, Olives, Rocket, Pineapple, Mushrooms
    24cm - Per Topping
    R 14.00
    30cm - Per Topping
    R 21.00
  6. Group 4
    Mozzarella, Streaky Bacon, Avocado, Peppadews, Preserved Figs, Imported Italian Brown Anchovies, Honey Mustard Chicken, Spicy Chicken
    24cm - Per Topping
    R 18.00
    30cm - Per Topping
    R 27.00
  7. Group 5
    Artichokes, Basil Pesto, Sundried Tomato Pesto, Goats Cheese
    24cm - Per Topping
    R 24.00
    30cm - Per Topping
    R 36.00
  8. Group 6
    Salami, Minced Beef, Gorgonzola-style Blue Cheese
    24cm - Per Topping
    R 28.00
    30cm - Per Topping
    R 42.00
  9. Group 7
    Imported Italian Prosciutto, Dalewood Brie, Prawn Meat
    24cm - Per Topping
    R 50.00
    30cm - Per Topping
    R 75.00
  10. Group 8
    Imported White Anchovies, Beef Biltong
    24cm - Per Topping
    R 60.00
    30cm - Per Topping
    R 90.00
  11. Extras on the Side
    Freshly Chopped Chilli | Freshly Chopped Garlic
    R 8.00
    Freshly Grated Grana Padano
    R 12.00
  12. A note on our Pizzas:
    Dough is made daily by hand, not machine. Pizza bases are rolled by hand & for this reason may differ slightly in size & shape. Our small size base is 24cm and the large is 30cm, although more often than not they are slightly larger than this. As a guide please use the line indented on your pizza plate, which sits at 24cm on the small plate and 30cm on the large.
7. Pasta
  1. Linguini Al Aglio E Olio (VV)
    R 64.00
    Linguini tossed with freshly chopped garlic, lemon zest, parsley, olive oil & a hint of chilli
  2. Spaghetti Pomodoro (V)
    R 82.00
    Pomodoro sauce, made with cherry tomatoes, crushed Italian tomatoes, red onions, freshly chopped garlic, butter & fresh basil. Served on spaghetti
  3. Spaghetti Al Pesto
    R 95.00
    Spaghetti tossed with basil pesto, cherry tomatoes & freshly grated Grana Padano
  4. Spaghetti Bolognese
    R 95.00
    A rich, meaty bolognese sauce made with prime minced beef, mushrooms, tomatoes, red onions, freshly chopped garlic & red wine. Served on spaghetti
  5. Linguini Alla Gorgonzola Dolce (V)
    R 99.00
    Linguini tossed with olive oil, red onions, gorgonzola-style blue cheese, peppadews & rocket
  6. Linguini Carbonara
    R 99.00
    Linguini tossed with bacon, freshly chopped garlic, cream, parsley, egg & freshly grated Grana Padano
  7. Penne Diablo
    R 99.00
    Penne tossed in olive oil with Italian imported brown anchovies (melted into the olive oil), cherry tomatoes, black olives, freshly chopped chilli & sprinkled with parsley & freshly grated Grana Padano
  8. Penne Alla Siciliana (V)
    R 132.00
    Penne tossed in sundried tomato pesto with cherry tomatoes, goats cheese, cream, black olives, red onions & fresh basil
  9. Gluten-Free Penne Available
    Add
    R 15.00
8. Al Forno
  These menu items take a little longer to prepare….
  1. Lasagne
    R 105.00
    Lasagne, layered with our rich, meaty bolognese sauce, made with prime minced beef, mushrooms, tomatoes, red onions, garlic & red wine. Topped with cheese & baked in our wood-fired oven
  2. Potato Bake with Spinach, Feta & Mushroom (V)
    R 79.00
    Creamy, cheesy bake made with diced potato, fresh spinach, feta, mushroom & cream. Topped with cheese & baked in our wood-fired oven
  3. Potato Bake with Bacon, Blue Cheese & Onion
    R 99.00
    Creamy, cheesy bake made with diced potato, bacon, gorgonzola-style blue cheese, onion
    & cream. Topped with cheese & baked in our wood-fired oven
9. Homemade Desserts
  1. Trio of Mini Desserts
    R 79.00
    Can’t decide?? Three mini desserts on one plate. Ask your waiter for today’s combination
  2. Amarula Crème Brûlée
    R 50.00
    Traditional, creamy custard dessert, flavoured with the African Amarula liqueur & vanilla beans
  3. Chocolate Torte
    R 62.00
    A rich, moist torte made with dark imported Callebaut Belgian chocolate, espresso & dark rum. Served warm with ice cream.
  4. Pavlova
    R 56.00
    Crispy meringue base topped with sweetened whipped cream, seasonal fruit & berry coulis
  5. Homemade Ice Cream
    Clare makes all the ice cream. Ask your waiter for today’s flavour choices. Served in a home-made brandy snap basket
    Price
    R 50.00
    Can’t decide which flavour? Make a trio of mini ice creams in baskets
    R 60.00
  6. Lemon & Ginger Cheesecake
    R 62.00
    This light & creamy, fridge cheesecake has a ginger biscuit base, is flavoured with lemon zest & topped with candied ginger crumb
  7. Wicked Waffles
    A Belgian Waffle toasted in the Pizza oven (allow 20 mins)…
    Topped with Vanilla Ice Cream & Golden Syrup
    R 46.00
    Topped with Vanilla Ice Cream & Belgian Chocolate Sauce
    R 62.00
  8. Affogato
    R 34.00
    Vanilla ice cream with espresso
  9. Espresso & Truffles
    R 48.00
    Single Ethiopian blend espresso served with two handmade Belgian chocolate liqueur truffles
  10. Espresso & Grappa
    R 54.00
    Single Ethiopian blend espresso served with a shot of Wilderers award-winning Shiraz Reserve Grappa
  11. Selection of Teas, Coffees & Dom Pedros
10. After Dinner Drinks
  1. Ethiopian Blend Coffee
    Espresso, Macchiato, Americano, Cappuccino, Cafe Latte
    From
    R 20.00
  2. Selection of Dilmah Herbal Teas
    R 20.00
    Rooibos, Green Tea & Jasmine, Green Tea & Mint, Pure Peppermint, Chamomile, Earl Grey
  3. Liqueur Coffees & Dom Pedros
    Jameson, Kahlua, Amarula, Frangelico, Amaretto
    From
    R 42.00
  4. Dessert Wines, Port & Grappa
    Graham Beck Rhona Muscadel
    R 27.00
    Pierre Jourdan Ratafia
    R 35.00
    Overgauuw Port
    R 30.00
    Wilderer’s Shiraz Reserve Grappa
    R 40.00
  5. Brandy & Cognac
    Richlieu
    R 15.00
    Klipdrift
    R 15.00
    Fine de Jourdan (Potstill Brandy)
    R 54.00
    Courvoisier VSOP
    R 62.00
  6. Premium Whisky
    Johnnie Walker Black
    R 36.00
    Glenmorangie
    R 49.00
  7. Digestifs
    Jagt
    R 22.00
    Jagermeister
    R 22.00
    Fernet Branca
    R 30.00
    Ramazotti Amaro
    R 30.00
  8. Liqueurs Over Ice
    Amaretto
    R 28.00
    Drambuie
    R 34.00
    Cointreau
    R 34.00
    Amarula
    R 15.00
    Frangelico
    R 22.00
    Kahlua
    R 22.00
11. Notes:
  1. A Note on Corkage
    We put a lot of time, effort & money into creating & maintaining our wine list. We feel it offers a great selection of South African wines at various price points & reasonable mark-ups. For this reason, we do not allow customers to bring their own wines into the restaurant. If you have any suggestions on wines, which we may include in future, they are most definitely welcomed. Thank you for your understanding.
  2. A Note on (Not) Taking Away Alcohol
    We are licensed to sell alcohol for “ON CONSUMPTION” only. Our license is vital to the successful running of our business & we do not wish to risk losing it. This unfortunately means that we cannot allow alcohol to be removed from the premises. In the event that you will likely not finish a full bottle, please consider ordering from our large selection of wines by the glass.
  3. A Note on Gratuities
    Service is not included in your bill at Chatters. Tips/gratuities are left entirely at your own discretion. As a guide for visitors to South Africa, who are not sure of the tipping procedure here, a 10% tip would be the normal. For excellent service, one might consider a higher percentage.
Menu last updated: 17 May 2018
Menus are deemed correct at time of publication but may vary over time. It is the responsibility of the restaurant to maintain the menu and ensure prices are up to date.